`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.'

`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest". They've got a page for people like you.'"

-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

There is another theory that states that this has already happened...

Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about.

-Willy Wonka

Some Points to Ponder From Another Points to Ponder Site:

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

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